What IS that sound?

I started hearing a strange sound roughly at around 8:30. It sounded like someone was inhaling that special air... you know, with that cup up against your mouth? It's normally for smokers who have emphysema...

Like that sorta...

So anyway, I originally thought it was my dad, because it started exactly when my dad came home. I thought it was like an air conditioner or something in our new car (that we just got today! HOW EXCITING).

But then he came in and started to watch TV, and I moved from the rumpus to the study. The sound actually stopped for a while, and I completely forgot about it... Until it started again. So I went back into the rumpus, where my dad was watching TV, and asked him what the hell that sound was.

He replied by saying: "I thought it was you" (In Chinese of course... becuase he's Chinese, and Asian Parents cannot speak any other language.) So I got pretty confused.

I decided to follow the sound, until I realised it was coming from outside. Being 8:30pm, it was really fking dark outside. So instead of being confused, I was confused AND REALLY VERY SCARED. It was exactly like one of those horror movies where the victim follows a strange sound, then gets raped. And I did not want to get raped.

So, I thought to myself: "you're god, if you die, the world would be screwed!"

So I gathered up my courage, and walked outside... into my dark, dark backyard.

I continued to follow the sound, and realised it came from the other side of our fence. I peeked over, and saw.......................................................................................................................................................................................................




a guy that was asleep in his backyard, snoring.




Well, that's that. Once again, just as I thought I was going to come across something that was going to dramatically change my life, it turns out to be... well, in this case a snoring old man.

Is he dead?

YYYYYYYIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUOAY~!