I'll be discussing... uh... 2D vs 3D... good points... bad points... eh, I'm too lazy to finish the introductory paragraph, onto the main body paragraphs.
First of all, there are many differences between the 2D world that I live in, and the 3D world that you live in. In the 3D world, all the idols, pop stars, and significant others are all tainted with the thought of fame and riches. I don't think that I've seen one pop singer that actually cares about the music. Look at Justin Bieber, as long as he has his endless army of whores female fans, he'll be happy. In the 2D world, not only are the idol-type characters pure, but almost every single character in the 2D world is pure. Even the evil villains have reasons for their actions. In the 3D world, almost all superstars succumb to doing drugs or something similar. Humans are ugly creatures in the 3D world. I despise many of them.
Secondly, in the 2D world, there are distinct personalities, (because everyone who reads this blog does not watch Anime, I'll westernize the terms) such as the 'cold' types, the 'energetic' types, the 'cool' types and the 'quiet' types (there are a lot more but I'll just leave it there). In the 3D world, there are also different personalities, like 'Tryhard Asian', 'Nerd Asian', 'Douche White'... Oh wow, it seems like the 3D world's classification system of people are all negative. No surprise there.
Finally and most importantly, there is the matter of girls. In the 2D world, practically every girl is perfect in certain aspects. They can be cute, sporty, shy, helpful... I hope this world of Anime, Manga and Gal-ge goes on forever. Now then, in the 3D world, there are MANY problems with the girls. Some might be cute, but they are mostly extremely cold-hearted. Some might be helpful but you know that they'll never get a boyfriend just by looking at them. Finally, the worst type; Sluts. Most of these are blondes. I try very hard not to throw up when I look at them. I really don't know what douchebag whites see in them. Why would they want to put their genitals into a creature so dirty and disgusting? A lot of you may say: 'You know falling in love with a 2D person is useless?', so what if I like 2D girls better than 3D girls? I'm falling in love with pixels while you're falling in love with flesh and bones. In the end, we aren't all that different.
So I will end this entry because I think you get my point, if you want to argue with me, I'll make a second one pointing out all your flaws. Remember that. 37 is a prime number, but 111, 222, 333, 444, 555, 666, 777, 888 and 999 are not. Maths is beautiful, which means girls created from maths must be beautiful as well.*I was just bored.
Now that there's 3D films, are they gonna make 2D theatre?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about? 3D films came before 2D animation, but 2D animation was a big step in modern visual arts.
ReplyDeleteyou know, I hate it when people act all hypocritical when you say anything that isnt real is hot.
ReplyDeletethey are hypocrites and assholes, and can only brag.
Thank you Ian. Although I think it's more like, they think that 2D is just drawings so you can't get turned on.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even mention animation...
ReplyDeleteOkay, I think I just misunderstood what you were saying.
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