Comparison of lives

Before starting my blog, I'd like to say that as of now, I am officially better than the three other authors (excluding Ian) because I am now an ADMIN of this blog. Now then, back to blogging.

Asians and whites. The battle of these two races has been going on for centuries now. As of 1890, the whites were the rulers of Earth, enslaving every other race in the country to a life of arduous labor. However, in 1996, a single deity of the Asian race was born and saved all of the races troubled by the white's biased ways of running the country. Yes, that deity, his name was...

Okay, now I'm REALLY getting off topic. Really, I'm just here to discuss the living conditions of Whites and Asians. First I'd like to say that Whites have life MUCH better off. To succeed in life, two skills are needed; intelligence and social skills. With intelligence comes the ability to find jobs easier due to academic performance. With social skills come connections to those working for big companies (and therefore can get jobs easier). Asians usually don't have as much social skills as the whites, however are born with a brain more capabilities of receiving knowledge. Whites, however, have much more social connections. If one white succeeds in life,  more are likely to follow along.



As an Asian, I can proudly say that I have absolutely no social skills and no intelligence, however, because I'm good at maths, I can succeed in some aspects of life. Also, you don't see many whites playing classical instruments like pianos or violins. However, in the contrary, we Asians don't usually play instruments used for pop/rock music. Seriously, what kind of Asian play such absurd instruments like guitars or drums (I'm kidding, guitars FTW!)? I can't say that all whites are idiots though, but there is a term used for stupid white kids in Australia. This term is 'bogan', remember that.









And so this concludes my extremely racist remarks, er, I mean blog entry. Hope you learned a thing or two about your race (unless you're black).

*No, I don't really mean what I write, I just have a tendency to be racist.