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| It's that Important |
Today was the Melbourne Cup, and as always our family hosted a party. We invited many friends, including these two kids that were like 5, and trust me, they are the craziest kids you will ever meet.
Basically, the whole time we were playing Halo: Reach custom games. Because there were four players, the screen had to be split into four sections; and trust me, it's pretty bloody annoying. The screen turns so small, that I really had trouble seeing, since I was used to playing with a full-screen. However, with my ultimate supremacy, I pwneeeedddd everyone with scores like 10-1 (I'm not just bragging), because all of them were well... newbies. There was only one guy that could be considered a challenge. We were then abruptly interrupted by our Asian parents who wanted to watch the Melbourne Cup, and for once in many years I didn't watch the race at all( I didn't even bet on a horse ZOMFG!). If you are like me, and you could be bothered watching the race (which is like so frigging important because it only happens once in a year), then I can at least tell you that number 8 won.
After the race finished, which was about like 5 minutes, we just went back to playing Halo Reach. Yes, the day was turning out to be a Halo Party. My friend decided to play juggernaut (a gametype where a player starts off with special abilities such as stronger energy shields, faster speed, and a weapon like a gravity hammer. This player is called the "juggernaut". The other players have to try and kill the juggernaut, and if they succeed they become the juggernaut. The objective is to get as many points as you can by killing others). My friend also decided to mess with the settings a bit, and tanked up the juggernaut till it had 4 layers of shields, a walking speed of 150% and a gravity hammer. At first, I thought it seemed cool(and even fair), but then I turned out to be the juggernaut, and no one killed me once. At that point I knew that he had most certainly overpowered it.
In the rounds were my friends were the juggernaut, i just basically shat my pants every time I saw them coming. Its a really intimidating experience, when a flaming enemy is charging at you with a hammer, that can kill you in one hit, while you are trying to sink in millions of shots that seem to do nothing at all. It is just really scary.
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| AHHHH |
Well, eventually we saw that our parents were having a barbecue, and we decided we had enough, and went outside to the backyard to have some food and chat like mature adults about life. Well, sort of. We basically told each other some racist Aboriginal jokes, and thank god our parents didn't really understand English... we would have been screwed otherwise.
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| YOU RACIST BASTARDS!!! |
After our hungers had been satisfied, I spent alotta time watching my friend play Fallout New Vegas on his laptop. It is a really a hectic game with lots of Nuclear Radiation. Meanwhile, the 5 year old kids started playing with my Bionicles, taking them apart and damaging them to a state in which they were unfixable. For some reason they also started climbing on me, and it really hurt my back :(. My friend started to shout random things like: CHICKEN NOODLES!!!, and the 5 yr olds, being kids, started to copy whatever he said and soon they started shouting CHICKEN NOODOO!!! at random intervals. It was very amusing.
I day ended with a really epic pillow fight, in which even my sister joined in.
I have a lot more crap to say, but I'm already sounding like I'm writing a diary so I think I'll stop here...
YIEUOAY~!!!!
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