The Infinite Awards!

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OK guys, you've been waiting all week for someone to do another post, so here it is! Except it's another ad for Infinite Charisma. But this one is important! Because it's time for the prestigious Infinite Awards! These are a series of miscellaneous awards that will be presented over the course of a few days to the best (and worst) games of the year, with unusual categories. So be sure to check out Infinite Charisma over the next week or so to see which games have won, or make your own award for one of your favourite (or hated) games.

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Yeah...

Wanted. Needed.

Last night I was trying to fall asleep, but whenever I want to get to sleep, I can't.

So my mind started to wonder...
and when my mind wanders bad things happen, scary things happen. I'm talking 'bout mindfuck.

Ok now to the actual topic.

I was wondering last night, how I would feel if I felt that I was wanted... then I thought about how I would feel if I felt that I was needed. In general, very happy?

But what would make u feel better?  If you were wanted, or if you were needed?

If someone needed you, their reasons can be extremely varied. Sure, they might love you so much they cant live without you (or something else that sounds extremely cheesy etc.). But what if they only needed you cause they wanted to use you?

Like Michael always says: "You know (Ian, David, Austin, Vick, Rohit etc.) I've just been using you all this time... you were NEVER my friend."

love you too man...

This one is just for lols guys XD (mq in year 7)

Ah, now I'm very distracted...

Ok, now on to being WANTED.
Being truly wanted... there's really nothing bad bout it. If you feel wanted, you feel appreciated and also feel as if you're special.  It's the best kind of self-esteem boost, as well as happiness boost. (Boost smoothies are pretty cool too)


So overall, for me, being wanted wins out against being needed. Remember, if you're needed, it does not necessarily mean that you're wanted.







And now...

This is my desktop dedicated to Vick... I can hear it now: "you.. son of a bitch"

It's Austin!

You sexc beast

The end.

<3 you all, see you next year?

"YYIIIIIIEUUUUOOAAAY~!"

Funny song

I think this song by Tim Minchin pretty much sums up my opinion on life:

Infinite Creation of Swords

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand blades.

Unknown to death.

Nor known to life.

Have withstood pain to create many weapons.

Yet, these hands will never hold anything.

So as I pray, 'Unlimited Blade Works'.

No David Your Wrong

So I am writing this post mostly to prove you wrong david. So I am mostly out of ideas of what to write and i am out of internet so i'll do another: SHITTY BOX-ART

PETZ: CATZ 2

"Oh herro you catch me doing the rapada"

I don't which is worse the fact they are having sex, the two kittens looking in the background like its a everyday routine or they are FUCKING STARING AT ME.

John Deere Harvest In The Heart Land:

The direction here seems to have been, "make it look like Harvest Moon, only boring, hideous, Fisher Price-y and more reflective of cornfed Middle American values. Oh, but keep the big eyes. The kids like big eyes, right?"

UPDATE: Publisher Destineer has dropped me a line to let me know that the above image is not, in fact, the final box art for Harvest in the Heartland, and has asked me to please hate the following box instead:

I applaud them for being good sports, but come on - that box is nowherenear as horrible. Although we do wonder what happened to the farmer's wife. And also what's in that suspiciously heavy hay bale...

Holy crap, I'm buying this right now.

Yes thats all im writing only two so now continue with your lives.

You picked oddjob... You asshole

Mindf*ck Monday

Because this blog is about as good as dead, since no one posts much anymore, I'm going to post this here. Yes, it's all legit. And please post comments saying you know how they work, because nobody cares (except maybe Ian who thinks to optimistically). So without further ado, here is the first installment of a new blog series I am starting called Mindfuck Monday.

Do Judge a Games look by it's cover

Being gamer it's only natural that when you have a look at it's box art you know if the game is good or bad

But I pity those children or new gamers who are caught in that saying "Don't judge a book by it's cover" Sadly we are not reading book we are playing video games. Here are the worst games i've seen people buy from it's cover

RULERS OF NATIONS GEO-POLITICAL SIMULATORS

Sure this looks like a normal Game but a gamer will delve deeper into the art finding some much disturbing...

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS YOUR SOUL!!!!

Sengoku Basara: Samuari Heroes:

It's a PS3 game but this is an example of a game you definetly need to buy I mean come on. It looks awesome and the samurai's are awesome. They look like they could slash a person's head of. Just the guy in the front left kind looks a little... HOLY CRAP?!?!?!?

Clearly somethings going on

JUST DANCE 2

So finally we start with our first Wii game that needs checking and look I am going to admit i never really like the cover for this game but now somethings wrong terribly wrong with this box art look:

It me or...

Nope this guys definitely Kim John ill

Deadliest Catch Sea of Chaos:

This Game actually looks awesome but it's so funny because it looks like the guys actually talking to the Crab. " SNAP OUT OF IT AND GET UP ON THAT MACHINE GUN! EVERYONE’S LIVES DEPEND ON YOU NOW, CRAB! GO GO GO!"

Really there a million possibilties another one might be:

“Look what you did to that crane! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! BAD CRAB! BAD! CRAB!”

So there you have it those are some games with crappy box art. Whats the worst you've seen?

You picked oddjob... You asshole

The Ladykiller review

OK because I absolutely love Gnarls Barkley, I got Cee-Lo Green's album, The Ladykiller, from iTunes. For me, it's the album of the year, as his amazing voice combined with the groovy and catchy beats combine to make sweet, sweet music. Every track is brilliant in it's own way, with my personal favourites being F*ck You and Satisfied. It's quite dirty, but hey, aren't we all? Highly recommended.

What motivates me to live

Since I haven't done a proper post in a while, I thought I might do one now.

So tonight, I had a little chat with creator and founder of this blog, Ian Schwartskhovsky Ye (you see what I did there?). We talked about life, and love and now I'm depressed again (THANX MAN). It made me realise how dull and empty my life is. I'm probably going to go blind in a few years down the track anyways, but there are some positives to my life, and I'm going to blog about them before I go full on <insert name of man with most boring face here>.

Firstly, my computer. It's been faithful in supplying me with a good 22 ~ 23 hours of entertainment daily. No, I'm kidding... (unless it's the school holidays). For some reason, this month my amount of internet usage suddenly increased, and optus gave me 950gbs of extra data. Yeah, they f*cked up big time with this one, but I'm going to use it to my advantage. A few things on my computer that motivates me to live is Anime, Manga and a certain RPG which is making a comeback in popularity due to a huge ass patch that makes everything easier. Anime is my drug. It's the delicious skin on a KFC drumstick. It consumes my life, although I know it's not good for me. Anime has never failed to cheer me up, even when the largest, feces-filled of birds fly above my head while dropping a deuce.

Because all the kool kidz are watching it.

Nextly, I have guitar. Guitars are the most awesome thing in the world. The warm, fuzzy feeling holding of a light, mahogany body, and looking at that perfectly aligned maple top, sliding your hands along the frets of a guitar is the best feeling in the world (well, to me anyways). It makes me feel like I'm not completely worthless (LOL). I think I'm using too many brackets. so I'll try to limit it. In my spare time, I would always browse the web looking at different guitars. There are so many companies which produce high quality instruments and it's addictive to just stare at them, even through a computer screen. So why did I choose a guitar over some other instrument such as a trombone, flute or piano? BECAUSE GUITAR IS BETTER NOW SHADDUP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. MAKE ME A PB&J.

Ibanez J custom, RG8420ZD. I would go on a quest to defeat the dark lord (Vick) to get it. HAHAH racism is funny :D ... yeah, I'm an asshole

Can you believe it's a guitar? :o

Lastly, girls. But no, not the girls you see wandering the streets and schools of Earth. No, not the ones getting nailed by frat boys either. If you don't ignore me when I'm trying to speak (I'm directing this at you, Austin), you would now where I'm going with this. Yes, I'm talking about the those who thrive in the 2D world. At this point, you know what I have to say next and so instead, I'm going to tell you why I prefer them over 3D girls. 2D girls are fun. They have distinctive personalities and perfect figures. I'm sure there would be at least one 2D girl which fits your definition of a 'perfect' girl. To be honest, pretty much all 3D girls act the same. They all have boring personalities... When you say 'I love you' to a 2D girl, the reaction could vary from 'D-don't say such embarrassing things, idiot' to 'I... I've been wanting to hear you say that since the day we met' (No, I'm not extremely perverted, I'm just an otaku who knows these kinds of things), but when you say it to a 3D girl, their reaction would be either 'um... okay' or 'sorry, can't go out with you'.

2D

3D

And so that was what keeps me motivated to live. It's 2:41am in the morning and I'm delusional (yet again). This blog post might not even make sense, but I'll check it later this afternoon. So leave a comment or a blog post telling me what keeps you motivated to live, so for now, I'm out. Peace.

I have found you.

It had been missing for almost a year. I had asked them numerous times about it, but they always replied with: "I forgot". He had asked me about it every time he met me, but I always said: "I don't know."


I had already given up all hope; I forgot about it almost entirely. Yet, when I least expected it, it reappeared.

Today was a special day. I woke up, played Halo Reach and got terrible scores. I went to the Glen, and had a Whopper Jr. Stunner for lunch. Then we went to have our car cleaned, after my mom parked it under a tree where birds with severe diarrhea shat on it. We couldn't have our car washed at the petrol station, because the automatic-car wash machines had run out of water. Curse them.

nice...

When i got home, I opened up my computer and thought about what to do. And then, this fat bitch came into my room and said to me: "I have something to tell you."

"What do u want to tell me?" I said.
"Are you sure you're ready for it?" she asked.
"Yes, hurry up and tell me."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes hurry up... wait is it a spoiler for something?"
"Nope."
"Kk, then hurry up and tell meh."
"I FOUND THE DS!"

My sister had found the Nintendo DS. It had been missing for almost a year. I had asked my parents numerous times about where they put it, but they always replied with: "I forgot". Lambert had asked me about it every time he met me, but I always said: "I don't know."


Well, my sister had finally done it. But she didn't want to tell me where it was for some reason. She said I had to FIND it.

It was in the rumpus. You know, that room in my house you guys hang out in every time we wag school?
The DS was wrapped in an apron, sitting on a chair. WTF, why was it there?




...i didn't bother to answer my own question. After all, my Pokemon would have missed me after such a long time; I had to catch up with them.

IAAAAN~~~~! YOU'RE BACK!

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This is a symbol of appreciation.

WOW review

Hi Guys long time no see... well you get my point.

The reason I haven't been writing or reading my review is because I am to busy playing wow. Thats right, I'm playing wow and you know what, I ain't ashamed. Sure now all I do is try to level up my Night Elf hunter through the night until my parents come home and yell then threaten to ban my account but hey thats life.

The truth is Maple Story is a much better game than wow. It has a totally new mechanic and uses side scrolling action instead of the overdone turn base, the problem is that it is no where near as addictive.In fact I am bored to death as I play Wow but it is the fact that it is so addictive that I continue playing.

Her is my quick review of the game. remember I have the basic form of wow, because I am too poor to afford the cataclysm (the new one).

Graphics: They really do suck in fact they are PS2 standard. But this is a win for me because I have a crappy graphics card and well that means I miss out on a lot of good games like FO3 or Halo2 or COD5...etc 7/10

Comedy: Wow are full of perverts this means you can make money :D. Well wow money. Follow these steps:

1. Create a girl character even if you really doesn't feel right (try to do a human or night elf or something attractive because an undead girl really doesn't turn anyone on)

2. Wear no clothes and you'll end up with a bra and panties

3. Type in " Lap dance for 1 silver" to level 75 to 85 get

4. Being so rich at that level they'll give the money you can run or actually do it. Running is much more satisfying.

5. Imagine whats happening on the other side.

In extreme cases of running away.

If you haven't seen this video type in you best Freak out ever 1.

Trust me you will laugh

9/10

Gameplay: Nothing much to say just a solid but boring turn base.

7/10

Lasting Appeal: You will never stop playing this once you create your character it might as well mean your signing a contract to hell because you will lose your soul ( and people say Asians have no souls)

10/10

Overall: 8.4

It's a great game but not perfect graphics and game play could be changed but hey I'm too addicted to really talk.

You picked oddjob... you asshole

Awkward Moment

So...

I was reading the news this after noon and I was intrigued by a particular post:

"Naked Man Breaks into Girl's Room"

So basically, a naked burglar scales the fence of a Northern Melbourne house, creeps across the backyard and breaks into the room of an 8 year old girl. I am sure that at this point, you can guess the man's intentions.

However, if he was expecting to find an innocent little girl in bed with her teddy bear, he had a big surprise lying in wait.

He found the child's dad sleeping in the bed. The man was so shocked that he ran out of the house. True story. Here's the link to the news page.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/naked-stranger-tries-to-climb-into-bed-with-child-20101208-18oni.html

YouTube

Ahh YouTube, you have once again proven that the internet is not just for porn. I found a video on YouTube, and personally I think that it's the funniest shit in the world. I almost shat myself laughing. At one point I actually thought I was going to die of laughter (I'm serious), and because this video is so destructive, I won't embed it. I will leave a link to it here. Click it if you dare.

I love you.

My Xbox controllers are assholes. They require two AA batteries each, and they only use half of them before they start to continuously disconnect; forcing me to replace the only half-used batteries with brand new ones.
They are like naughty children who only each a bit of their dinner, and refuse to eat any more. They are like bitches, who stay with you for a while for the money (or sex), and then they suddenly ditch you for another guy, once they are bored.

Yes, I hate my controllers.
I bought a 20- pack of AA "heavy duty" batteries just for them. And guess what? They got used up in a month. So much for heavy duty. But I can't blame the batteries, it's the controller's fault. I mean, my TV remotes have lived with the same batteries for like 7 years. (so far)

Good boys.

 

BAD BOYS

 Having to replace batteries constantly is annoying, but I can still deal with it.

However, what if my controllers started disconnecting in the middle of a game, and I didn't have extra batteries in my house at that moment? I can't just walk outta my house and go to the shops. Because I really CBF. And recently, when you guys (David, Austin, Michael, Rohit, Joe) came over to my houze, remember when my controller was disconnecting every second? Yeah, I really couldn't just leave you guys in my house, while I went off to buy some new ones could I?

Man, Microsoft is so ghey. First they charge you to play online, then they give you the red ring of death, then they make shit controllers that use your batteries like a bitch uses your money.

>:(      greedy asses

oh dear gawd... NOOOO

yeah. i hate you too.

Luckily, as I am so legendary, I went to K-mart to buy RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! THEY EVEN CAME WITH A RECHARGER!

So now, I needn't worry about wasting money on double AAs, I can just recharge the batteries whenever my Xbox controllers start to act gay.

Oh how I love you. You are one of man's greatest invenshionz.

ohh where were you~~~  <3 <3 <3

p'ce








YYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIEUOAY~!

ASDFGHJKL

OHMYGOD MY GUITAR! MY GUITAR IS DYING! IT'S DYING!!!!!!! AHHHHHHVHGFVKJH!!!!

Yes, so it's currently 10:40pm. I am writing this blog because not one, but both my guitars died. I was playing my Les Paul this morning when one of the strings snapped. Naturally, since it was the better guitar, I thought I'd use the other guitar's strings as replacements. They snapped... Of course, I got some new strings but once I finished changing the strings, it seems like I didn't do it right. And so my guitar is now horribly out of tune and makes a weird buzzing noise when I play it. What's worse is that tomorrow I have guitar lessons. Yeah, I'm pretty much screwed...



So if you're sitting there, being bored reading this blog post thinking that this isn't such a big problem... you think it's not a big problem? YOU THINK IT'S NOT A BIG PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?! Well, yeah I suppose it's not... but the release of tension due to broken strings can make the neck of the guitar bent. I should get them serviced tomorrow.

You're probably bored of my guitar talk, so I'm going start some random topics for this entry. Firstly, there is one thing I would like to clarify. One plus one is two. You guys might have forgotten this, but one plus one is equal to two.

Okay, I don't really have much to talk about now so...


see more The Art of Trolling


That will be all for now. INCEST FTW

My aunt

My aunt told me that "slow and steady wins the race". She died in a fire.

My aunt was a Cancer on the Zodiac. Sadly that's what killed her... a giant crab.

My aunt died with Alzheimer's. I remember that one day she

My day

So today, I woke up at 8:10am in the morning, probably because I slept at 2:00am last night. I was originally planning to skip all of today's school and head over to Ian's house. When I arrived at school, it was already over 8:40am. I was quite late, however if I arrived on time, I wouldn't have been able to wag.

Upon my arrival, I stumbled into the office where I asked the receptionist to sign my student exit form, but obvious troll is obvious. Mrs Carter was not there, so I asked the other one (you know, the fat one) to sign it. She says I had to see the year level coordinator to sign it. She is obviously either very ignorant or just racist against Asians. The year level coordinator was the one who said I to get all the signatures before I hand in the form. OMG ITS A PARADOX :O

Later on, I found Ian, Rohit and Joe. They said that they couldn't wag because they got their names ticked off on the roll. I am disappoint. After that, we hopped on the bus and traveled to the west side of Melbourne, where a sewage plant resided. We were taken on a tour on of the whole plant. There was human excrement and water and other stuff like that. Later on that day, we learned about water. It was quite a boring day. UNTIL! Rohit seemed to have triggered a weak flag. It was interesting to watch. It also explained a lot.

After we got back, we (Rohit, Ian and I) headed over to Ian's house. We bumped into Austin across the way, and somehow, I didn't feel out of place when I stepped in. I'm getting quite attached to his house. We played Halo: Reach again (co-op, hooray!). On my way back from Ian's house, I decided to take a detour because of certain circumstances. I went up a street and then kept walking... and waking... and waking..... I CAN'T SEE THE ENDING! D: I crossed a muddy grass-field and then, I found an exit! It lead to my primary school... But from there, I managed to get back to my house :D

And so that was my day, but you know what else was my day? The comment question of the day which is:

What did you do today?

Leave your responses in the comment section below :D

Also, Ian, highlight this if you dare:In the later chapter, Nikaidou was revealed to be one of the partner of demon called 'Akari'. This might have been foreshadowed from the start of the series, as she always had collar around her neck like Keima.

Although she is a human and apparently borrowing all her abilities of capturing from Akari, she is shown to be extremely powerful. She was able to capture level 4 spirit without a single difficulty even though it was not able to be handled by entire run-away spirit squad from the district.

HOI GUYS! ...oh what?!

You know how when you're really bored, you just type random things into google? (Mostly to see if anyone else had searched the same thing, or how many times people had searched it)

Well me being me, I typed into Google: "HOI GUYS". I should have realised it was a terrible idea when no suggestions came up, and I should've just stopped there. But no, I had to press enter.

Just to make sure you get a better "effect", try it yourself. See what happens, then continue reading my post.


....................






It comes up with links to "HOT GUYS".
I didn't even have that brief moment of blankness before realisation. I just immediately clicked exit.  Maybe I should delete my history... just in case somebody sees it, and thinks I'm gay.


Well, at least I didn't select Google images!!! I really dodged a bullet there. Thank the lord.

After that incident, I am even more certain that Google can be pretty dangerous if you're not careful. And if you think I'm over-reacting, go take a good look at China. They completely KILLED Google because it let their people view porno.

Chinese Government.

YIEUOAY~!

Rowan Atkinson's Sick Sense of Humour

Yes...
So I was over at David's house last Sunday and I brought along a few videos. David found none of them funny... Ian on the other hand, cracked up laughing non stop for five minutes.

Thus, I have decided to show the video to you guys and homo(nym)s the video.

I admit that the first minute is kind of boring, but it does get funnier...

What IS that sound?

I started hearing a strange sound roughly at around 8:30. It sounded like someone was inhaling that special air... you know, with that cup up against your mouth? It's normally for smokers who have emphysema...

Like that sorta...

So anyway, I originally thought it was my dad, because it started exactly when my dad came home. I thought it was like an air conditioner or something in our new car (that we just got today! HOW EXCITING).

But then he came in and started to watch TV, and I moved from the rumpus to the study. The sound actually stopped for a while, and I completely forgot about it... Until it started again. So I went back into the rumpus, where my dad was watching TV, and asked him what the hell that sound was.

He replied by saying: "I thought it was you" (In Chinese of course... becuase he's Chinese, and Asian Parents cannot speak any other language.) So I got pretty confused.

I decided to follow the sound, until I realised it was coming from outside. Being 8:30pm, it was really fking dark outside. So instead of being confused, I was confused AND REALLY VERY SCARED. It was exactly like one of those horror movies where the victim follows a strange sound, then gets raped. And I did not want to get raped.

So, I thought to myself: "you're god, if you die, the world would be screwed!"

So I gathered up my courage, and walked outside... into my dark, dark backyard.

I continued to follow the sound, and realised it came from the other side of our fence. I peeked over, and saw.......................................................................................................................................................................................................




a guy that was asleep in his backyard, snoring.




Well, that's that. Once again, just as I thought I was going to come across something that was going to dramatically change my life, it turns out to be... well, in this case a snoring old man.

Is he dead?

YYYYYYYIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUOAY~!

I like spoons

I like spoons
....
I like rusty spoons
....
The feeling of rust against my fingers is almost... orgasmic
....
(Watch to find out what the hell I'm going on about)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHh_HRise4

Torrential downpour, episode 2

So today's weather followed up nicely to yesterdays'. Like yesterday, it was pouring down again, maybe not as much but still enough to ruin my backyard. Here's a video:

As you can see, that's my backyard and it's pretty much ruined because of the rain. The retard in the background is none other than I, Ryou, leader of the chosen golden dragon warriors of the shadow realms of doom of justice that disgusting Otaku that everyone hates. It's taking a while for me to upload this video since it's 720p goodness. I just thought of something. Since Christmas is just around the corner, and a snowing Christmas would be called a 'White Christmas', would this be called a 'Transparent Christmas'? Or would it still count as white Christmas since water is liquid snow? But snow is white when it's found in piles, while water is blue but water is only blue because it reflects the color of the sky. Maybe it would be called 'Blue Christmas'. But if there was White and Blue, would there be Yellow Christmas, or Red Christmas?

Okay, the video finished uploading and I will stop talking about retarded topics. Oh wow, They diminished my 720p video into a 240p. Bullshit.

O HAI GUISE

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Backstreet Yieuoays!!!!

Its' the Backstreet Yieuoays!!!! (See the backstreet boys reference there?)

Yes, we've all heard of the Backstreet Boys. We have all also heard of Yieuoay. What happens if we put them together?
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Its the Backstreet Yieuoays!!!!!


Just a few comments on the video...

1. Rohit went out of the frame.
2. Austin over did the yieuoay
3. David's was just wierd
4. Ian's was a small yieuoay... would have prefered a louder one.

Why Its Called Povale

POVALE!!!!

So, its the last day of school (December program does not count). Its been a great school year, and before I start this blog, I would like to thank all my great friends for this wonderful 8th grade. So, I just spilled my heart out in a sentence. No... I have always hated you guys. I should never have joined your group. You made me into a shell of a man with your friggin Yieuoay business. (Jksjksjks)

Whatever...

Alright then, why is Highvale Secondary College so crudely christened Povale? Stay tuned to find out.

As everyone knows, its been a massive washout. Flash flooding in roads, schools, garages. Water seeping into houses blah blah blah. At Povale, things managed to take a turn for the worst.

At the start of the heavy rain, we thought it would be fun to dance in the rain and mess up our hair to look bad-ass (see picture below).

You can't deny Michael's badassery

Soon, the rain seemed to only become heavier and it was now impossible to stand out in the rain. Bags got wet and the roof started to leak... Michael, David and Rohit ditched us, leaving behind Tim, Ian and me. Mike, Dave and Rohit... you guys missed out on all the fun.

Those who remained behind decided to go into the gym for some shelter. We were wrong to have done so. Water was seeping in through the gym doors, the roof was leaking and Ian had an unfair advantage in table-tennis with his rubber bat.

I recieved a call from my Dad a few minutes later, requesting me to pick my brother up. The following video is of terrible quality since it was taken by my phone. Feast your mortal eyes on Highvale's new swimming pool!!!

I've got all the other images on my phone, maybe I could show to you guys on MSN sometime...

Yes ok... back to topic...

WE went over to pick my little (see how I condescned on him by saying "little") brother up and it turned out that the Primary school wasn't spared from the flooding either. The oval was mushy, the water reached up to our ankles and their Sandbox was filled to the brim with murky rain water.

Awww... your the little pathetic sandcastle you built with your hands at lunch time is gone? WELL live with it!!!!

Yes... on our way back, we happened to cross the School's tennis courts. It was completely flooded. Curious little Timothy Lim decided to throw a rock to see how deep the water was. Guess what? All we heard was a plop, saw a splash and the stone sunk into the water, never to be seen again.

I'd like to see you MidWeek Ladies play on the courts now!!! STUFF YOU!!!!

So... that concludes our adventure for today. It's been a long post, but that will make up for the entire month I spent in solitude, WORKING ON MY FRIGGIN ASSIGNMENTS!!!!!

um... I'll see you guys at the Melbourne High Orientation Day then....