No David Your Wrong

So I am writing this post mostly to prove you wrong david. So I am mostly out of ideas of what to write and i am out of internet so i'll do another: SHITTY BOX-ART

PETZ: CATZ 2

"Oh herro you catch me doing the rapada"

I don't which is worse the fact they are having sex, the two kittens looking in the background like its a everyday routine or they are FUCKING STARING AT ME.

John Deere Harvest In The Heart Land:

The direction here seems to have been, "make it look like Harvest Moon, only boring, hideous, Fisher Price-y and more reflective of cornfed Middle American values. Oh, but keep the big eyes. The kids like big eyes, right?"

UPDATE: Publisher Destineer has dropped me a line to let me know that the above image is not, in fact, the final box art for Harvest in the Heartland, and has asked me to please hate the following box instead:

I applaud them for being good sports, but come on - that box is nowherenear as horrible. Although we do wonder what happened to the farmer's wife. And also what's in that suspiciously heavy hay bale...

Holy crap, I'm buying this right now.

Yes thats all im writing only two so now continue with your lives.

You picked oddjob... You asshole