I have found you.

It had been missing for almost a year. I had asked them numerous times about it, but they always replied with: "I forgot". He had asked me about it every time he met me, but I always said: "I don't know."


I had already given up all hope; I forgot about it almost entirely. Yet, when I least expected it, it reappeared.

Today was a special day. I woke up, played Halo Reach and got terrible scores. I went to the Glen, and had a Whopper Jr. Stunner for lunch. Then we went to have our car cleaned, after my mom parked it under a tree where birds with severe diarrhea shat on it. We couldn't have our car washed at the petrol station, because the automatic-car wash machines had run out of water. Curse them.

nice...

When i got home, I opened up my computer and thought about what to do. And then, this fat bitch came into my room and said to me: "I have something to tell you."

"What do u want to tell me?" I said.
"Are you sure you're ready for it?" she asked.
"Yes, hurry up and tell me."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes hurry up... wait is it a spoiler for something?"
"Nope."
"Kk, then hurry up and tell meh."
"I FOUND THE DS!"

My sister had found the Nintendo DS. It had been missing for almost a year. I had asked my parents numerous times about where they put it, but they always replied with: "I forgot". Lambert had asked me about it every time he met me, but I always said: "I don't know."


Well, my sister had finally done it. But she didn't want to tell me where it was for some reason. She said I had to FIND it.

It was in the rumpus. You know, that room in my house you guys hang out in every time we wag school?
The DS was wrapped in an apron, sitting on a chair. WTF, why was it there?




...i didn't bother to answer my own question. After all, my Pokemon would have missed me after such a long time; I had to catch up with them.

IAAAAN~~~~! YOU'RE BACK!