Thursday, December 9, 2010

WOW review

Hi Guys long time no see... well you get my point.

The reason I haven't been writing or reading my review is because I am to busy playing wow. Thats right, I'm playing wow and you know what, I ain't ashamed. Sure now all I do is try to level up my Night Elf hunter through the night until my parents come home and yell then threaten to ban my account but hey thats life.

The truth is Maple Story is a much better game than wow. It has a totally new mechanic and uses side scrolling action instead of the overdone turn base, the problem is that it is no where near as addictive.In fact I am bored to death as I play Wow but it is the fact that it is so addictive that I continue playing.


Her is my quick review of the game. remember I have the basic form of wow, because I am too poor to afford the cataclysm (the new one).

Graphics: They really do suck in fact they are PS2 standard. But this is a win for me because I have a crappy graphics card and well that means I miss out on a lot of good games like FO3 or Halo2 or COD5...etc 7/10

Comedy: Wow are full of perverts this means you can make money :D. Well wow money. Follow these steps:

1. Create a girl character even if you really doesn't feel right (try to do a human or night elf or something attractive because an undead girl really doesn't turn anyone on)

2. Wear no clothes and you'll end up with a bra and panties

3. Type in " Lap dance for 1 silver" to level 75 to 85 get

4. Being so rich at that level they'll give the money you can run or actually do it. Running is much more satisfying.

5. Imagine whats happening on the other side.

In extreme cases of running away.
If you haven't seen this video type in you best Freak out ever 1.
Trust me you will laugh
9/10


Gameplay: Nothing much to say just a solid but boring turn base.
7/10

Lasting Appeal: You will never stop playing this once you create your character it might as well mean your signing a contract to hell because you will lose your soul ( and people say Asians have no souls)
10/10

Overall: 8.4

It's a great game but not perfect graphics and game play could be changed but hey I'm too addicted to really talk.

You picked oddjob... you asshole

4 comments:

  1. Lmao

    I think they say Gingers don't have souls, not asians

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  2. This is David btw, just used a different account by accident

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  3. If you think this game is addictive, try MineCraft

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  4. LOLs i tried minecraft I was addicted for a whole week

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