I love you.

My Xbox controllers are assholes. They require two AA batteries each, and they only use half of them before they start to continuously disconnect; forcing me to replace the only half-used batteries with brand new ones.
They are like naughty children who only each a bit of their dinner, and refuse to eat any more. They are like bitches, who stay with you for a while for the money (or sex), and then they suddenly ditch you for another guy, once they are bored.

Yes, I hate my controllers.
I bought a 20- pack of AA "heavy duty" batteries just for them. And guess what? They got used up in a month. So much for heavy duty. But I can't blame the batteries, it's the controller's fault. I mean, my TV remotes have lived with the same batteries for like 7 years. (so far)

Good boys.

 

BAD BOYS

 Having to replace batteries constantly is annoying, but I can still deal with it.

However, what if my controllers started disconnecting in the middle of a game, and I didn't have extra batteries in my house at that moment? I can't just walk outta my house and go to the shops. Because I really CBF. And recently, when you guys (David, Austin, Michael, Rohit, Joe) came over to my houze, remember when my controller was disconnecting every second? Yeah, I really couldn't just leave you guys in my house, while I went off to buy some new ones could I?

Man, Microsoft is so ghey. First they charge you to play online, then they give you the red ring of death, then they make shit controllers that use your batteries like a bitch uses your money.

>:(      greedy asses

oh dear gawd... NOOOO

yeah. i hate you too.

Luckily, as I am so legendary, I went to K-mart to buy RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! THEY EVEN CAME WITH A RECHARGER!

So now, I needn't worry about wasting money on double AAs, I can just recharge the batteries whenever my Xbox controllers start to act gay.

Oh how I love you. You are one of man's greatest invenshionz.

ohh where were you~~~  <3 <3 <3

p'ce








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