Yao Ming

There's just something about Yao Ming thats hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01CMRGnZnaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKthjXmSaU&feature=related


Lmfao XD

i love you Yao Ming.

Billie Jean is not my lover

:D

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one...

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover...

*Billie Jeannnnnn*

I don't know why I posted this on a blog, or why I made that video on YouTube. Actually I do. I was bored. When I'm bored I love to do random pointless things :)

And fuuuuck i love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memories

Well, it's been about a year since the last blog post. Feels very nostalgic to be in this position, writing about my life again. Perhaps maybe somebody might even find this post one day. I have no reason to be writing this post, but I am. I guess the year's coming to an end now and I'm sure we've all matured since the final post of this blog, back in January. I guess I don't really have much to say, but I might as well type up a full blog post for the hell of it.

My first year in MHS. Thinking back, it wasn't all bad. I've had my fair share of good memories at the school, like getting my good exam results back, and getting my good assignment results back, and maybe even getting a decent report. I can't say that I've learned much... if anything at all though. Maths classes proceeded to diminish the little knowledge I had about the subject, and english classes were utterly useless. At first, I despised the school with all my hate for ruining my life but now I see that my life was bound to be ruined, MHS just gave me an earlier realisation of the cruel, cruel world.

Outside of school, my life was as fulfilling as it ever was. Except I had a lot more work. Relating back to school but this paragraph isn't supposed to be about school. As always, I've been continuing my otakuhood with many new releases of Anime. My reccomendation for this season (even though it's almost ended) would be 'Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai', a love comedy with amazing art and fan service. Been keeping up with my regular guitar sessions everyday, and I've certainly improved a bit since last year. I guess Anime and guitar just won't get old for me. I'm thoroughly enjoying both on a daily basis. I have actually found a few new additions to my life however. Firstly, I found a series called 'Halo', which is of fps-genre and the newest game 'Halo: Reach' came out in september last year. This February, I decided to get myself a copy (oh, and an Xbox while I'm at it) because it looked fun. Oh how wrong I was. It's an addictive game, I won't deny, but it's quite possibly the most frustrating pastime I've had to deal with. Along with Halo Reach, I also found myself another game; Minecraft. A popular indie game founded by Notch and developed by Mojang. It's a very solid game with good game mechanics and simple controls. It's a very flexible game, allowing the player to build, explore, and fight in a randomly generated world. If that wasn't enough, there are mods, skins, texture packs and a lot of content that can be found through forums. An enjoyable game with endless customisation.

The last thing that I've gotten into this year was probably the best and most worthwhile find. 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic', a cartoon created by Lauren Faust (creator of Powerpuff Girls) has been subjected to a rather unexpected audience; 'bronies', who are teenage or adult males who enjoy watching the show. When first hearing about this, like many, I was skeptical. I remembered this franchise from my childhood, and how I loathed it. The horses were ugly, and their manes were out of place. How could such a thing
gain popularity with adult males? It took me a while to finally view the art of the new series, and I was amazed at how different the ponies looked. Once the exams finished, I had decided to give this show a go and my god, my life was forever changed. The art was fantastic; smooth and colourful. The humour of the show was great too, and unlike many of the cartoons we see nowadays, it was very clear that this show wasn't just made to promote toys for the younger generation. The voices were fantastic. The characters were all very cute and unique. For a cartoon, the plot was amazing. For a cartoon, the 'plot' was amazing (reference for Bronies, don't worry). A problem many have for watching this show is that it's not masculine and they worry about being judged. I had already just my masculinity when I watched magical girl animes last year, so this wasn't a problem for me. I'm now a proud brony and will continue to be one until life throws shit at my face.

Wow, out of all the paragraphs, the one about ponies was the longest. I guess in my mind, school and games and even anime is irrelevant when it comes to ponies. Anyway, it's 3:40 in the morning, or at night, which ever you'd like to refer to it as, I'm writing a blog post which will probably never be read by anyone, but it's nice go back to past experiences and reminisce about old times. Those days of freedom I once had will never return. Like the old man who would go to the lake every year, to see the swans, only to feel bitter about himself as he aged while the swans remained beautiful. I think I've rambled enough now and I will end this blog post in a mature and dignified matter. Peace out my niggers and homeboys.

R.I.P, friend.

You were a valuable friend to me. I felt like I couldn't live without you. When we were separated, I lost my will to live. It was because of you, that I could experience the joys of youth. I will never forget you. I will never forget those times we shared together. I will never forget how you approached me as I felt lonely. It was because of you, that I can bear the excruciating difficulties of life. Losing you feels like losing a member of the family. I can't bear to see you go. But our time together is approaching an end. We must go our separate ways, but you'll stay within my memories for eternity. I enjoyed our time together. It hurts for me to say this, but... goodbye. I'll miss you... Summer holidays.

new blog!

Hoi guys, Austin here. Hate to admit it, but this blog seems dead. As does Infinite Charisma. Anyway, I've started my new blog, suitably titled Austin's Blog! YAY! It's just about stuff in general, so there are no self-applied restrictions to write solely about games. Anyway anyway, please check it out here:
http://austinbondblog.blogspot.com/

Movies of the week

Stuck-up ranga critic here, writing about the two films I have seen in the past week, which are Tron: Legacy and The King's Speech. I shall start with the movie you have actually heard of.

The visuals are hypnotic, the fighting is cool and the music is excellent, but the story was lame, and the world just felt... empty and lifeless. I wasn't really attached to the universe, and I was constantly wondering why they made the film, as the original didn't make lots of money and frankly it wasn't a masterpiece either. Maybe Disney just ran out of creativity? Anyway, the movie is one big lights show.

The story is rather predictable, but the superb performances and interesting history lesson make it an excellent film. Colin Firth plays the stuttering King George VI, who enlists the help of Aussie Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush) to help overcome his linguistic problems. The film is generating lot's of Oscar's buzz, but to be honest I think it is a tad overrated. A wonderful film nonetheless.

The Infinite Awards!

Worst... MMO... ever

OK guys, you've been waiting all week for someone to do another post, so here it is! Except it's another ad for Infinite Charisma. But this one is important! Because it's time for the prestigious Infinite Awards! These are a series of miscellaneous awards that will be presented over the course of a few days to the best (and worst) games of the year, with unusual categories. So be sure to check out Infinite Charisma over the next week or so to see which games have won, or make your own award for one of your favourite (or hated) games.

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Thanks for reading!

Yeah...

Wanted. Needed.

Last night I was trying to fall asleep, but whenever I want to get to sleep, I can't.

So my mind started to wonder...
and when my mind wanders bad things happen, scary things happen. I'm talking 'bout mindfuck.

Ok now to the actual topic.

I was wondering last night, how I would feel if I felt that I was wanted... then I thought about how I would feel if I felt that I was needed. In general, very happy?

But what would make u feel better?  If you were wanted, or if you were needed?

If someone needed you, their reasons can be extremely varied. Sure, they might love you so much they cant live without you (or something else that sounds extremely cheesy etc.). But what if they only needed you cause they wanted to use you?

Like Michael always says: "You know (Ian, David, Austin, Vick, Rohit etc.) I've just been using you all this time... you were NEVER my friend."

love you too man...

This one is just for lols guys XD (mq in year 7)

Ah, now I'm very distracted...

Ok, now on to being WANTED.
Being truly wanted... there's really nothing bad bout it. If you feel wanted, you feel appreciated and also feel as if you're special.  It's the best kind of self-esteem boost, as well as happiness boost. (Boost smoothies are pretty cool too)


So overall, for me, being wanted wins out against being needed. Remember, if you're needed, it does not necessarily mean that you're wanted.







And now...

This is my desktop dedicated to Vick... I can hear it now: "you.. son of a bitch"

It's Austin!

You sexc beast

The end.

<3 you all, see you next year?

"YYIIIIIIEUUUUOOAAAY~!"

Funny song

I think this song by Tim Minchin pretty much sums up my opinion on life:

Infinite Creation of Swords

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand blades.

Unknown to death.

Nor known to life.

Have withstood pain to create many weapons.

Yet, these hands will never hold anything.

So as I pray, 'Unlimited Blade Works'.

No David Your Wrong

So I am writing this post mostly to prove you wrong david. So I am mostly out of ideas of what to write and i am out of internet so i'll do another: SHITTY BOX-ART

PETZ: CATZ 2

"Oh herro you catch me doing the rapada"

I don't which is worse the fact they are having sex, the two kittens looking in the background like its a everyday routine or they are FUCKING STARING AT ME.

John Deere Harvest In The Heart Land:

The direction here seems to have been, "make it look like Harvest Moon, only boring, hideous, Fisher Price-y and more reflective of cornfed Middle American values. Oh, but keep the big eyes. The kids like big eyes, right?"

UPDATE: Publisher Destineer has dropped me a line to let me know that the above image is not, in fact, the final box art for Harvest in the Heartland, and has asked me to please hate the following box instead:

I applaud them for being good sports, but come on - that box is nowherenear as horrible. Although we do wonder what happened to the farmer's wife. And also what's in that suspiciously heavy hay bale...

Holy crap, I'm buying this right now.

Yes thats all im writing only two so now continue with your lives.

You picked oddjob... You asshole

Mindf*ck Monday

Because this blog is about as good as dead, since no one posts much anymore, I'm going to post this here. Yes, it's all legit. And please post comments saying you know how they work, because nobody cares (except maybe Ian who thinks to optimistically). So without further ado, here is the first installment of a new blog series I am starting called Mindfuck Monday.

Do Judge a Games look by it's cover

Being gamer it's only natural that when you have a look at it's box art you know if the game is good or bad

But I pity those children or new gamers who are caught in that saying "Don't judge a book by it's cover" Sadly we are not reading book we are playing video games. Here are the worst games i've seen people buy from it's cover

RULERS OF NATIONS GEO-POLITICAL SIMULATORS

Sure this looks like a normal Game but a gamer will delve deeper into the art finding some much disturbing...

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS YOUR SOUL!!!!

Sengoku Basara: Samuari Heroes:

It's a PS3 game but this is an example of a game you definetly need to buy I mean come on. It looks awesome and the samurai's are awesome. They look like they could slash a person's head of. Just the guy in the front left kind looks a little... HOLY CRAP?!?!?!?

Clearly somethings going on

JUST DANCE 2

So finally we start with our first Wii game that needs checking and look I am going to admit i never really like the cover for this game but now somethings wrong terribly wrong with this box art look:

It me or...

Nope this guys definitely Kim John ill

Deadliest Catch Sea of Chaos:

This Game actually looks awesome but it's so funny because it looks like the guys actually talking to the Crab. " SNAP OUT OF IT AND GET UP ON THAT MACHINE GUN! EVERYONE’S LIVES DEPEND ON YOU NOW, CRAB! GO GO GO!"

Really there a million possibilties another one might be:

“Look what you did to that crane! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! BAD CRAB! BAD! CRAB!”

So there you have it those are some games with crappy box art. Whats the worst you've seen?

You picked oddjob... You asshole

The Ladykiller review

OK because I absolutely love Gnarls Barkley, I got Cee-Lo Green's album, The Ladykiller, from iTunes. For me, it's the album of the year, as his amazing voice combined with the groovy and catchy beats combine to make sweet, sweet music. Every track is brilliant in it's own way, with my personal favourites being F*ck You and Satisfied. It's quite dirty, but hey, aren't we all? Highly recommended.

What motivates me to live

Since I haven't done a proper post in a while, I thought I might do one now.

So tonight, I had a little chat with creator and founder of this blog, Ian Schwartskhovsky Ye (you see what I did there?). We talked about life, and love and now I'm depressed again (THANX MAN). It made me realise how dull and empty my life is. I'm probably going to go blind in a few years down the track anyways, but there are some positives to my life, and I'm going to blog about them before I go full on <insert name of man with most boring face here>.

Firstly, my computer. It's been faithful in supplying me with a good 22 ~ 23 hours of entertainment daily. No, I'm kidding... (unless it's the school holidays). For some reason, this month my amount of internet usage suddenly increased, and optus gave me 950gbs of extra data. Yeah, they f*cked up big time with this one, but I'm going to use it to my advantage. A few things on my computer that motivates me to live is Anime, Manga and a certain RPG which is making a comeback in popularity due to a huge ass patch that makes everything easier. Anime is my drug. It's the delicious skin on a KFC drumstick. It consumes my life, although I know it's not good for me. Anime has never failed to cheer me up, even when the largest, feces-filled of birds fly above my head while dropping a deuce.

Because all the kool kidz are watching it.

Nextly, I have guitar. Guitars are the most awesome thing in the world. The warm, fuzzy feeling holding of a light, mahogany body, and looking at that perfectly aligned maple top, sliding your hands along the frets of a guitar is the best feeling in the world (well, to me anyways). It makes me feel like I'm not completely worthless (LOL). I think I'm using too many brackets. so I'll try to limit it. In my spare time, I would always browse the web looking at different guitars. There are so many companies which produce high quality instruments and it's addictive to just stare at them, even through a computer screen. So why did I choose a guitar over some other instrument such as a trombone, flute or piano? BECAUSE GUITAR IS BETTER NOW SHADDUP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. MAKE ME A PB&J.

Ibanez J custom, RG8420ZD. I would go on a quest to defeat the dark lord (Vick) to get it. HAHAH racism is funny :D ... yeah, I'm an asshole

Can you believe it's a guitar? :o

Lastly, girls. But no, not the girls you see wandering the streets and schools of Earth. No, not the ones getting nailed by frat boys either. If you don't ignore me when I'm trying to speak (I'm directing this at you, Austin), you would now where I'm going with this. Yes, I'm talking about the those who thrive in the 2D world. At this point, you know what I have to say next and so instead, I'm going to tell you why I prefer them over 3D girls. 2D girls are fun. They have distinctive personalities and perfect figures. I'm sure there would be at least one 2D girl which fits your definition of a 'perfect' girl. To be honest, pretty much all 3D girls act the same. They all have boring personalities... When you say 'I love you' to a 2D girl, the reaction could vary from 'D-don't say such embarrassing things, idiot' to 'I... I've been wanting to hear you say that since the day we met' (No, I'm not extremely perverted, I'm just an otaku who knows these kinds of things), but when you say it to a 3D girl, their reaction would be either 'um... okay' or 'sorry, can't go out with you'.

2D

3D

And so that was what keeps me motivated to live. It's 2:41am in the morning and I'm delusional (yet again). This blog post might not even make sense, but I'll check it later this afternoon. So leave a comment or a blog post telling me what keeps you motivated to live, so for now, I'm out. Peace.

I have found you.

It had been missing for almost a year. I had asked them numerous times about it, but they always replied with: "I forgot". He had asked me about it every time he met me, but I always said: "I don't know."


I had already given up all hope; I forgot about it almost entirely. Yet, when I least expected it, it reappeared.

Today was a special day. I woke up, played Halo Reach and got terrible scores. I went to the Glen, and had a Whopper Jr. Stunner for lunch. Then we went to have our car cleaned, after my mom parked it under a tree where birds with severe diarrhea shat on it. We couldn't have our car washed at the petrol station, because the automatic-car wash machines had run out of water. Curse them.

nice...

When i got home, I opened up my computer and thought about what to do. And then, this fat bitch came into my room and said to me: "I have something to tell you."

"What do u want to tell me?" I said.
"Are you sure you're ready for it?" she asked.
"Yes, hurry up and tell me."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes hurry up... wait is it a spoiler for something?"
"Nope."
"Kk, then hurry up and tell meh."
"I FOUND THE DS!"

My sister had found the Nintendo DS. It had been missing for almost a year. I had asked my parents numerous times about where they put it, but they always replied with: "I forgot". Lambert had asked me about it every time he met me, but I always said: "I don't know."


Well, my sister had finally done it. But she didn't want to tell me where it was for some reason. She said I had to FIND it.

It was in the rumpus. You know, that room in my house you guys hang out in every time we wag school?
The DS was wrapped in an apron, sitting on a chair. WTF, why was it there?




...i didn't bother to answer my own question. After all, my Pokemon would have missed me after such a long time; I had to catch up with them.

IAAAAN~~~~! YOU'RE BACK!

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WOW review

Hi Guys long time no see... well you get my point.

The reason I haven't been writing or reading my review is because I am to busy playing wow. Thats right, I'm playing wow and you know what, I ain't ashamed. Sure now all I do is try to level up my Night Elf hunter through the night until my parents come home and yell then threaten to ban my account but hey thats life.

The truth is Maple Story is a much better game than wow. It has a totally new mechanic and uses side scrolling action instead of the overdone turn base, the problem is that it is no where near as addictive.In fact I am bored to death as I play Wow but it is the fact that it is so addictive that I continue playing.

Her is my quick review of the game. remember I have the basic form of wow, because I am too poor to afford the cataclysm (the new one).

Graphics: They really do suck in fact they are PS2 standard. But this is a win for me because I have a crappy graphics card and well that means I miss out on a lot of good games like FO3 or Halo2 or COD5...etc 7/10

Comedy: Wow are full of perverts this means you can make money :D. Well wow money. Follow these steps:

1. Create a girl character even if you really doesn't feel right (try to do a human or night elf or something attractive because an undead girl really doesn't turn anyone on)

2. Wear no clothes and you'll end up with a bra and panties

3. Type in " Lap dance for 1 silver" to level 75 to 85 get

4. Being so rich at that level they'll give the money you can run or actually do it. Running is much more satisfying.

5. Imagine whats happening on the other side.

In extreme cases of running away.

If you haven't seen this video type in you best Freak out ever 1.

Trust me you will laugh

9/10

Gameplay: Nothing much to say just a solid but boring turn base.

7/10

Lasting Appeal: You will never stop playing this once you create your character it might as well mean your signing a contract to hell because you will lose your soul ( and people say Asians have no souls)

10/10

Overall: 8.4

It's a great game but not perfect graphics and game play could be changed but hey I'm too addicted to really talk.

You picked oddjob... you asshole