A10

I'm currently in A10 at school. I've always wanted to do I blog entry at school, but I'm going to make this short since I only have approximately one minute left until the bell goes. A few things. I had just finished a flowchart activity, but the teacher says that we won't do much on this subject. Why do something that doesn't affect our grades whatsoever? We did this with photoshop as well, but it was fun, so I won't complain about that. My class is filled with disruptive white students (not trying to be racist, but that's just how it is.) The bell went. Okay, bye.

The Race That Stops a Nation :D

It's that Important

Today was the Melbourne Cup, and as always our family hosted a party. We invited many friends, including these two kids that were like 5, and trust me, they are the craziest kids you will ever meet.

 Basically, the whole time we were playing Halo: Reach custom games. Because there were four players, the screen had to be split into four sections; and trust me, it's pretty bloody annoying. The screen turns so small, that I really had trouble seeing, since I was used to  playing with a full-screen. However, with my ultimate supremacy,  I pwneeeedddd  everyone with scores like 10-1 (I'm not just bragging), because all of them were well... newbies. There was only one guy that could be considered a challenge. We were then abruptly interrupted by our Asian parents who wanted to watch the Melbourne Cup, and for once in many years I didn't watch the race at all( I didn't even bet on a horse ZOMFG!). If you are like me, and you could be bothered watching the race (which is like so frigging important because it only happens once in a year), then I can at least tell you that number 8 won.

After the race finished, which was about like 5 minutes, we just went back to playing Halo Reach. Yes, the day was turning out to be a Halo Party. My friend decided to play juggernaut (a gametype where a player starts off with special abilities such as stronger energy shields, faster speed, and a weapon like a gravity hammer. This player is called the "juggernaut". The other players have to try and kill the juggernaut, and if they succeed they become the juggernaut. The objective is to get as many points as you can by killing others). My friend also decided to mess with the settings a bit, and tanked up the juggernaut till it had 4 layers of shields, a walking speed of 150% and a gravity hammer. At first, I thought it seemed cool(and even fair), but then I turned out to be the juggernaut, and no one killed me once. At that point I knew that he had most certainly overpowered it.

In the rounds were my friends were the juggernaut, i just basically shat my pants every time I saw them coming. Its a really intimidating experience, when a flaming enemy is charging at you with a hammer, that can kill you in one hit, while you are trying to sink in millions of shots that seem to do nothing at all. It is just really scary.

AHHHH

Well, eventually we saw that our parents were having a barbecue, and we decided we had enough, and went outside to the backyard to have some food and chat like mature adults about life. Well, sort of. We basically told each other some racist Aboriginal jokes, and thank god our parents didn't really understand English... we would have been screwed otherwise.

YOU RACIST BASTARDS!!!

After our hungers had been satisfied, I spent alotta time watching my friend play Fallout New Vegas on his laptop. It is a really a hectic game with lots of Nuclear Radiation. Meanwhile, the 5 year old kids started playing with my Bionicles, taking them apart and damaging them to a  state in which they were unfixable. For some reason they also started climbing on me, and it really hurt my back :(. My friend started to shout random things like: CHICKEN NOODLES!!!, and the 5 yr olds, being kids, started to copy whatever he said and soon they started shouting CHICKEN NOODOO!!! at random intervals. It was very amusing.

I day ended with a really epic pillow fight, in which even my sister joined in.

I have a lot more crap to say, but I'm already sounding like I'm writing a diary so I think I'll stop here...





YIEUOAY~!!!!

Pokemon dilemma...

So it is currently 3:20AM and I've been struggling to fight a gym leader in Pokemon White for a good hour or so. Felt like I should blog about it. Firstly, yes, it is very early in the morning and I am delusional. The following blog entry may not even make sense, but I'll be sure to check what I wrote tomorrow morning. So first thing is first. The way I play Pokemon games is that, I train a single Pokemon (usually my starter) all the way and not worry about any others. My dilemma is that this one gym leader uses a grass type Pokemon, and it's razor leaf kills me every time. So I went into a forest nearby to see if I could find any bug/poison types. Luckily, I found a Fushide (bug/poison type) and caught it. Now the problem is that training it up won't be easy. The only way I could level it up is to grind on nearby wild grass types, and I'd need to get this Pokemon to at least level 22 before I can properly use it in a battle. Currently it's level 16 and I have no idea how long it will take to get it up 6 levels (22 - 16 = 6? I dunno, I'm starting to see 2s in binary codes ._.). Well, good thing tomorrow's a day off, I'll spend my whole day working on my PKMN 2 KICK THAT GYM LEDAR ASS!!!! IMA STOP HERE SINCE IM STARTING TO TYPE IN CAPS LOCK OK BB.

Just to See the Comments

(The new flying walrus)

I just want to see the comments for this article.
Don't worry, its just about us (i mean everyone of us nerds)

1. Michael: The fail "Kawaii" weabo stuck up and short. Thinks he's better than everyone but he just lost to Becky in Super Mario Bros so ha! jks


2. Ian: A scrawny geisha and creator of this blog. I dont think I should bag him too much or he might just boot me off this blog altogether. (And once again call me an uncoordinated N****r.... IM NOT UNCOORIDNATED DAMN YOU!!!)


3. David/Ryou: A panda/troll (no offence) who recently came up with the blog Uninformative Information. Only a few authors but already shooting up in articles. In my opinion, he's just a sick otaku who scabs off me. JKS


4. Rohit: Aggro... fullstop JKS


5. Austin: A really tall orang utan who first started creating blogs(infinitecharisma.blogspot.com). He's just obssessed with video games... there's not many flaws with him actually.


6. Vick: Writer of the article and soon-to0-be-target of verbal and cyber bullying for writing up this article in the first place. But you guys know I'm joking right?... right?

(OK I was just joking about half the stuff on that, don't take me seriously...I like to think of you guys as friends)

I just wrote it to see the kind of response I'm going to get

A day off

So I'm currently at my house writing this blog entry because Ian had written one at school. It was very relaxing to stay at home all day on Monday. I had slept until 12 (again...) and had no other choice but to skip breakfast. I had just downloaded a load of Anime (due to internet being reset) and am currently in the middle of it (took some time out for this blog entry). It seems like quite a few people had to attend school (Asian parents much?) and if any of you happen to come across this blog entry, I either pity you for having strict parents, or ridicule you for your stupidity.

It was great to spend my whole day cooped up in my room. I was pondering over what I could write on my own blog, but I can't seem to think of anything. It seems like I'm starting to bore you so I'll just end it here.

Im at School, in S10

I made the fatal mistake of coming to school today, and not staying home to play Halo: Reach.

yieuoay -michzelpwnsft5wl9ololoraoperapehahaha

wtf michael just decided to type random stuff... yeah he decided to come to school as well........................

I am in Maths Class, and Mr SU decided to give us free time. At the moment I'm in S10 trying to write a quick post. Becky and JIsu are playing New Super Mario Bros. on their DS... Becky is trashtalking.

WTF becky and jisu like wtf talk O_O\- by Richard...

By the way, Richard is trying to hack into Facebook, and Sarah is reading something.

Oh look, MIchael has taken Ji-su's place and is vsing Becky at New Super Mario Bros. Tim and Michael Jones are watching their epic game. Michael Que is losing to Becky 7 to 0. (Where is your ego now bitch?)

Vick is currently looking at stuff on google images (oh my), Rohit is reading David's Blog.

LOL Becky and Michaels game just ended... MIchael failed 1-10!!!!!!!!! And Austin is now Vsing Richard, and I have no idea who's winning. OMG RICHARD JUST TURNED SUPER BIG BY TAKING THE MEGA SHROOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM VBETTER THAN ALL OF UUUUUU -michael (que) :D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D

lol, what an incredibly eventful day ^.^

hgjyet- by Michael Jones

oh look! vick's writing a blog bout Halo Kart????? Back to Richard and AUstin's game.

AUstin is raging cos Richard just took another super shroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone is crowded around shouting advice. And omg, Becky is singing to this Korean song playing very loudly on her mobile.........

the bell is about to ring, so

the END

:D


yieuoay~!!!!

Halo Kart

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Halo Kart

AS you can see from the (very) badly editted image above, Halo Kart is the new hot craze!!!



With a large new variety of vehicles and newer powerups, Halo Kart on the Wii could very well be the new and improved successor to Mario Kart.

Following are the new vehicles and powerups compared to their Mario Kart counterparts.



VEHICLES!!!!

Warthog- Default vehicle, unlocked upon starting.

Missile Warthog- Master Chief's advanced Kart unlocked after completing the Alpha Halo Circuit.

Mongoose- The human quad bike... versatile and easy to maneuver. Unlocked upon completion of the Sanghelios Cicuit.

Ghost- The covenant default bike... quick but less armoured than the Mongoose. Unlocked upon completion of Anchor 9 Circuit.

Revenant- The Covenant counterpart to the Warthog. Unlocked upon completion of Delta Halo Circuit.

Scorpion- The heavily armoured, slow vehicle that can only be unlocked upon completion of the Reach Circuit.

Wraith- The Covenant counterpart to the scorpion unlocked after completing the Hertic Circuit

Banshee- A low flying craft with dual plasma cannons. Unlocked upon completion of game.
ETC


POWERUPS!!!
MarioKart-----------HaloKart

BLue Shell----Plasma Grenade

Green Shell----Frag Grenade

Red Shell----Homing Rocket Launcher

Invincibility--- Overshield/ArmourLock

Mushrooms----Sprint

Banana----Lotus Mine

Ink------Cortana (hahaha...)

Added powerups:

1. Assault Rifle, DMR, Battle Rifle, SPARTAN Laser, Shotgun (most Halo weapons excluding heavy weapons)
2. Gravlift/Jetpack
3. Hologram (useless)
4. (People can piggyback on each other's vehicles!!!! Hijacking, using turrets and riding gun is now possible!!!)

Characters:
ODST squad (Halo 3 ODST), Noble Team, Arbiter, MasterChief, Sgt Johnson, Cortana, Heretic, Prophets (all three unlocked only by pre-ordering!!!) and a special cameo appearance by Jorge Lopez in beginning cutscene!!!



This highly anticipated game has been previewed by many gaming reviewers and earning a 9.5 (IGNAU), 8.9(IGNUS), 10(IGNUK), 10 (GamersHell).



GO NOW and PREORDER your copy of this game on the Wii and XBox 360 now and get the 3 HIGH PROPHETS as unlockable characters and customisable Mii and Avatar features such as Recon, Scout and CQB helmets!!!

Midnight Lounge at any game store all over the WORLD!!!! Go to Microsoft Game Studios' Launch to witness an appearance of the full Halo Kart in costume!!!

(Very Bad Formatting and Editting... blame blogspot and bad school computers)

ps. this is what happens when a halo fan gets bored and has a blog account.

Disclaimer!!!: This game is a total lie.