Theories on Life

Our Theories on Life

Hey there... it's Vick, and I haven't written a post up in quite a while. Anywayz...
In school (French), I realised that we frequently discuss our views on life. Ian thinks he is God. David thought he was God. Michael thinks he is better than everyone. Austin... not sure, Rohit has no life and I used to think that nobody but me existed (I'll explain later).

Vick... ME!!!
As I said, when I was in fifth grade, I used to think that nobody actually existed, and that everybody was a figment of my imagination. Everything was programmed by some almighty being (Ganesh) and that I was the only one who could voice my opinions.

I have long since gotten over this strange theory and now, I think that this is all a dream. When I die, I am actually waking up from this dream and am in another. Using this theory, I have managed to explain to myself how Deja Vu works. You see... sometimes, in this life, when we wake up, we usually forget the dreams we have at night. However, a small part of it lingers on in our mind. (E.G. I forgot my dream last night but the small bits I remembered could be pieced together to say.... I am going off topic).

As I was saying... those small bits that we remember are actually from the past dream or life in this instance, and those small bits that we remember makes us feel like we have actually done that before...

And you know what else I remember from my past life?
... The comment question of the day which is: What are your theories of life?

(I know this has been a confusing blog... it makes no sense and I have only done this to relieve boredom. Please do not bag me in the comments...)

What is Yieuoay?

Fellow disciples of yieuoay (I have no sense of humour).... it's obviously not my place to describe what this divine word is but I shall either way. For those who don't understand (don't go to Highvale SC) what "yieuoay" is by the end of this post (my very first)... go to Ian- even 2 years of school with him couldn't enlighten me.

Everyone knows we Australians (I'm Indian) have a unique accent. We tend to use an "oi" intead of "i's" and "o's". (eg. Hoi there Moite). Yieuoay uses this principle.

Before going deep into the meaning of Yieuoay (hopefully covered by Ian and Austin), i feel the need to describe the origin of this... divine word.

June 2009: Ian and Michael (friend) repeatedly spam our ears with YAY just to annoy us.

October-November 2009: A random kid in drama class happens to use his strange accent in a phrase, captivating Ian and Michael.

November 2009: YAY is converted to YIEUOAY... a word using all vowels, full and semi, and beginning and ending with Y.

December 2010: Vick (me) can't use MSN during holidays because I can't hold down a decent conversation with anyone without having the word Yieuoay in it.

February 2010: Having completely forgotten about yieuoay, I am utterly disappointed to go back to school only to be spammed once again with Yieuoay.

June-August 2010: Melbourne High School Selection exams kick Yieuoay into full gear. Everybody, including no believers convert to the cult. (We all got in btw)

September 2010: Michael ditches the Yieuoay cult. (Halo REACH!!!)

October-Present (November): Austin creates his Yieuoay-ish yawn and those idiots who place themselves high up (Ian and David) make me the peasant of Yieuoay... not that I take it seriously.... :'(

So concludes our brief history of Yieuoy through the course of 2 years. Any questions must be reported to the Gods of Yieuoay, the Divine Beings, aka Ian and David.

ps...I'm sorry for my stale sense of humour, i just like talking in big words (it makes me feel superior).


edit by Ian: Rohit would like to state that he is the defender of YIEUOAY, and he would like to destroy any non- believers