Saturday, December 17, 2011

Yao Ming

There's just something about Yao Ming thats hilarious.















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01CMRGnZnaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKthjXmSaU&feature=related


Lmfao XD

i love you Yao Ming.

Billie Jean is not my lover

:D

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one...

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover...





I don't know why I posted this on a blog, or why I made that video on YouTube. Actually I do. I was bored. When I'm bored I love to do random pointless things :)

And fuuuuck i love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Memories

Well, it's been about a year since the last blog post. Feels very nostalgic to be in this position, writing about my life again. Perhaps maybe somebody might even find this post one day. I have no reason to be writing this post, but I am. I guess the year's coming to an end now and I'm sure we've all matured since the final post of this blog, back in January. I guess I don't really have much to say, but I might as well type up a full blog post for the hell of it.

My first year in MHS. Thinking back, it wasn't all bad. I've had my fair share of good memories at the school, like getting my good exam results back, and getting my good assignment results back, and maybe even getting a decent report. I can't say that I've learned much... if anything at all though. Maths classes proceeded to diminish the little knowledge I had about the subject, and english classes were utterly useless. At first, I despised the school with all my hate for ruining my life but now I see that my life was bound to be ruined, MHS just gave me an earlier realisation of the cruel, cruel world.


Outside of school, my life was as fulfilling as it ever was. Except I had a lot more work. Relating back to school but this paragraph isn't supposed to be about school. As always, I've been continuing my otakuhood with many new releases of Anime. My reccomendation for this season (even though it's almost ended) would be 'Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai', a love comedy with amazing art and fan service. Been keeping up with my regular guitar sessions everyday, and I've certainly improved a bit since last year. I guess Anime and guitar just won't get old for me. I'm thoroughly enjoying both on a daily basis. I have actually found a few new additions to my life however. Firstly, I found a series called 'Halo', which is of fps-genre and the newest game 'Halo: Reach' came out in september last year. This February, I decided to get myself a copy (oh, and an Xbox while I'm at it) because it looked fun. Oh how wrong I was. It's an addictive game, I won't deny, but it's quite possibly the most frustrating pastime I've had to deal with. Along with Halo Reach, I also found myself another game; Minecraft. A popular indie game founded by Notch and developed by Mojang. It's a very solid game with good game mechanics and simple controls. It's a very flexible game, allowing the player to build, explore, and fight in a randomly generated world. If that wasn't enough, there are mods, skins, texture packs and a lot of content that can be found through forums. An enjoyable game with endless customisation.


The last thing that I've gotten into this year was probably the best and most worthwhile find. 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic', a cartoon created by Lauren Faust (creator of Powerpuff Girls) has been subjected to a rather unexpected audience; 'bronies', who are teenage or adult males who enjoy watching the show. When first hearing about this, like many, I was skeptical. I remembered this franchise from my childhood, and how I loathed it. The horses were ugly, and their manes were out of place. How could such a thing
gain popularity with adult males? It took me a while to finally view the art of the new series, and I was amazed at how different the ponies looked. Once the exams finished, I had decided to give this show a go and my god, my life was forever changed. The art was fantastic; smooth and colourful. The humour of the show was great too, and unlike many of the cartoons we see nowadays, it was very clear that this show wasn't just made to promote toys for the younger generation. The voices were fantastic. The characters were all very cute and unique. For a cartoon, the plot was amazing. For a cartoon, the 'plot' was amazing (reference for Bronies, don't worry). A problem many have for watching this show is that it's not masculine and they worry about being judged. I had already just my masculinity when I watched magical girl animes last year, so this wasn't a problem for me. I'm now a proud brony and will continue to be one until life throws shit at my face.

Wow, out of all the paragraphs, the one about ponies was the longest. I guess in my mind, school and games and even anime is irrelevant when it comes to ponies. Anyway, it's 3:40 in the morning, or at night, which ever you'd like to refer to it as, I'm writing a blog post which will probably never be read by anyone, but it's nice go back to past experiences and reminisce about old times. Those days of freedom I once had will never return. Like the old man who would go to the lake every year, to see the swans, only to feel bitter about himself as he aged while the swans remained beautiful. I think I've rambled enough now and I will end this blog post in a mature and dignified matter. Peace out my niggers and homeboys.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

R.I.P, friend.

You were a valuable friend to me. I felt like I couldn't live without you. When we were separated, I lost my will to live. It was because of you, that I could experience the joys of youth. I will never forget you. I will never forget those times we shared together. I will never forget how you approached me as I felt lonely. It was because of you, that I can bear the excruciating difficulties of life. Losing you feels like losing a member of the family. I can't bear to see you go. But our time together is approaching an end. We must go our separate ways, but you'll stay within my memories for eternity. I enjoyed our time together. It hurts for me to say this, but... goodbye. I'll miss you... Summer holidays.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

new blog!

Hoi guys, Austin here. Hate to admit it, but this blog seems dead. As does Infinite Charisma. Anyway, I've started my new blog, suitably titled Austin's Blog! YAY! It's just about stuff in general, so there are no self-applied restrictions to write solely about games. Anyway anyway, please check it out here:
http://austinbondblog.blogspot.com/

Monday, January 3, 2011

Movies of the week

Stuck-up ranga critic here, writing about the two films I have seen in the past week, which are Tron: Legacy and The King's Speech. I shall start with the movie you have actually heard of.

The visuals are hypnotic, the fighting is cool and the music is excellent, but the story was lame, and the world just felt... empty and lifeless. I wasn't really attached to the universe, and I was constantly wondering why they made the film, as the original didn't make lots of money and frankly it wasn't a masterpiece either. Maybe Disney just ran out of creativity? Anyway, the movie is one big lights show.

The story is rather predictable, but the superb performances and interesting history lesson make it an excellent film. Colin Firth plays the stuttering King George VI, who enlists the help of Aussie Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush) to help overcome his linguistic problems. The film is generating lot's of Oscar's buzz, but to be honest I think it is a tad overrated. A wonderful film nonetheless.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Infinite Awards!

Worst... MMO... ever
OK guys, you've been waiting all week for someone to do another post, so here it is! Except it's another ad for Infinite Charisma. But this one is important! Because it's time for the prestigious Infinite Awards! These are a series of miscellaneous awards that will be presented over the course of a few days to the best (and worst) games of the year, with unusual categories. So be sure to check out Infinite Charisma over the next week or so to see which games have won, or make your own award for one of your favourite (or hated) games.


Thanks for reading!